Can anybody help me with my problem?

i was walkin down the road and i happened to see a tree and it bent over my gerbil and it was talkin about how he likes to play twister. It then got out a broom and started to dance with the powerpuff girls. If anybody knows how to develop grade 5 magical skills like dumbledore please go and see ant and dec to get a holocaust on your freckle, cheers x